So basically this will be filled with all the harry potter, very potter, and anything that tickles my fancy in that particular moments.
I have a corgi named Chloe
also Satan waters my cactus, Thor, on Mondays Tuesdays Thursday and every other Saturday.

 

cumberdoodle:

presidenthashbrowns:

eggplont:

crateshya:

darknephilim:

thesickestjokes:

Turquoise is the best colour in the world.

It’s cyantifically proven.

you fucking didnt

COLOR

PUNS

i red it on the internet

Not being able to come up with a clever pun gives me the blues

so long as you don’t get violet

(Source: )

turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

presidenthashbrowns:

eggplont:

crateshya:

darknephilim:

thesickestjokes:

Turquoise is the best colour in the world.

It’s cyantifically proven.

you fucking didnt

COLOR

PUNS

i red it on the internet

Not being able to come up with a clever pun gives me the blues

(Source: )

the-captains-wife:

dutchster:

worldpeaces:

can we just take a second to realize that there are 14 year olds that weren’t born in the 90’s. just fucking let that sink in.

what the fuck does he want now

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Thats it that’s the single greatest pun on tumblr

raisesomehale:

inquiringcharlie:

there is only two people on this earth that make those moves work for them

Beyonce

this guy

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