So basically this will be filled with all the harry potter, very potter, and anything that tickles my fancy in that particular moments.
I have a corgi named Chloe
also Satan waters my cactus, Thor, on Mondays Tuesdays Thursday and every other Saturday.

 

zombiesandporn:

childishflamingo:

my favorite thing in stories is when the antagonist doesn’t die, but instead they realize they were being kind of a stupid dick (maybe because the protagonist saved them or something) and then they have to kind of awkwardly tag along with the heroes in order to make up for their mistakes and gradually become slightly less evil

image

(Source: zukozukozukozukozuko)

sterekloverxoxo:

I SHOULDN’T BE LAUGHING AS HARD AS I AM RIGHT NOW LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 

sterekloverxoxo:

I SHOULDN’T BE LAUGHING AS HARD AS I AM RIGHT NOW LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 

(Source: freezecooper)

doctorwhowhatwhenwhereandwhy:

nateswinehart:

Being good to each other is so important, guys.

so be nice, kids, or an alien will enslave you for life

neilpatrickharry:

The Very Potter Seamus Finnigan is a perfect representation of your average british teenager.

(Source: ripharryjamespotter)

1nd2rd3st:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

lexlifts:

the-barghinator:

gracefthannah:

boys are fucking stupid

rip his fucking head off

…and then shit on his neck forreal

"I’m gay"
NO NO I BOY AND YOU GIRL AND WHEN I SAY JUMP YOU SAY HOW HIGH

the arrogance and entitlement on this one is strong

(Source: stileshelbig)

susfishcious:

susfishcious:

susfishcious:

susfishcious:

I have two potential ID pictures and I know exactly which one I’m going to try to submit

I under stand that my head is tilted by a professional smile???

How is my smile not professional???

Let’s try round 2.

Rejected again.

I’m very confused. I must inquire further. 

LEGITIMATE LOUD SCREAMING THIS IS IT, THIS IS THE DAY I DIE

shannibal-cannibal:

inkyubus:

sandandglass:

President Barack Obama at the White House Correpondents’ Dinner. 

OBAMA HAS TOTALLY STOPPED GIVING A FUCK AND IT’S THE GREATEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN

this shit was brutal